heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

"Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are."
Jo Blackwell-Preston (via wethinkwedream)
insert-stupid-url-here:


i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

zoeti-c:

The other day, one of my teachers told the class never to comment on the way a girl looks first, especially young girls.  Compliment their personalities, or intelligence, and tell them you like their new haircut later.  If the first thing you compliment a girl on is her appearance, then that is what she will think is the most important thing about herself.

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

ezalti:

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

zoeyrawr:

who is kissing me on new year’s

my alcohol or my tears

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework