My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
The other day, one of my teachers told the class never to comment on the way a girl looks first, especially young girls. Compliment their personalities, or intelligence, and tell them you like their new haircut later. If the first thing you compliment a girl on is her appearance, then that is what she will think is the most important thing about herself.
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours